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Today, while trying to get my attention, my dog got her nail stuck in a usb port in my laptop. She freaked out and ran off, dragging it off my lap and through the house before if came off. Her nail was only slightly chipped- my laptop now has a cracked screen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83) - you deserved it (5053)

On 07/25/2009 at 2:43pm - animals - by stpddog (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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The best solution to that is teaching your dog not to jump up on shit/people... Bad training is at fault, so YDI.

#6 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:35pm by Vertoule

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Wow thats lame dude, hopefully itll work out for you man, just dont kill your dog :P

#14 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:54pm by jd_superjive

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