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Today, while trying to get my attention, my dog got her nail stuck in a usb port in my laptop. She freaked out and ran off, dragging it off my lap and through the house before if came off. Her nail was only slightly chipped- my laptop now has a cracked screen. FML


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On 07/25/2009 at 2:43pm - animals - by stpddog (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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people can be so rude on this site, its not the dogs fault that she got her nail caught in something and was scared, and if you ever have been around a scared animal you would know how hard it is to calm them down before they make the situation worse (kinda like PEOPLE for instance)

#15 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:56pm by jd_superjive

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teehee, silly doggs. always running around and causing hundreds of dollars worth of damage

#23 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:17pm by nightswimmer

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