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Today, I was laying out in my backyard trying to get some color, when I felt a little tickle on my lips. I rubbed them together to satisfy the itch, when I felt a sort of crunchish popping between them. I had crushed a spider between my lips and its legs were still moving. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32974) - you deserved it (4828)

On 06/24/2009 at 4:19pm - animals - by spiderinmylips (woman) - United States (New York)

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