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Today, I was laying out in my backyard trying to get some color, when I felt a little tickle on my lips. I rubbed them together to satisfy the itch, when I felt a sort of crunchish popping between them. I had crushed a spider between my lips and its legs were still moving. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37317) - you deserved it (6319)

On 06/24/2009 at 4:19pm - animals - by spiderinmylips (woman) - United States (New York)

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Wow, I wouln't even know what I would do if that happened to me. I would be scared shitless and freak out until I faint.

#2 - On 06/24/2009 at 7:35pm by ddldave

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Oh that's gross :/ I would scream if that happened to me.
Just the other night, I was on FML and a spider walked across
my face. D:
Nasty nasty

#3 - On 06/24/2009 at 7:39pm by stephanietong

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