Tasty snack

By spiderinmylips - 24/06/2009 20:19 - United States

Today, I was laying out in my backyard trying to get some color when I felt a little tickle on my lips. I rubbed them together to satisfy the itch, when I felt a sort of crunchiness popping between them. I had crushed a spider between my lips and its legs were still moving. FML
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ddldave 0

Wow, I wouln't even know what I would do if that happened to me. I would be scared shitless and freak out until I faint.

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snowsurfskate303 0

why the **** are u on this site then?

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Hustlinpimp 0

Did you not feel it crawl up onto your face? I mean how did you not feel it crawling on your face onto your lips?

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Tsukasa_fml 0

Maybe it blew onto her lips in the wind, or lowered itself down while she had her eyes closed.

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SummerLover95 0

EEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! next time look at what you're about to eat.

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trankyfran 0

It's better than you realizing what it was then opening your mouth in shock, letting the spider fall right in your throat :P

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Ms_Thingie 0

OMG EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! If I were u I would of like puked and fainted Double FYL

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aback 4

Whoa. The modern "Little Miss Muffet" don't take no shit from spiders.

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xxhitinaxx 0

if u eat cows and other animals, its wouldnt be so bad eating a darn spider, it would just taste like meat.

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wbrycem 0

Yeah ... nice try. We don't sit there and bite the cow while it's still living. And I'm sure a spider and a cow taste quite different. Logic fail.

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xxhitinaxx 0

hmm... realllyy how would u knoo whoo do u thinkk first tried meat maybee it was yummyy u never kno until u tryy

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