Animals: Tasty snack

Tasty snack

By spiderinmylips - 24/06/2009 20:19 - United States

Today, I was laying out in my backyard trying to get some color when I felt a little tickle on my lips. I rubbed them together to satisfy the itch, when I felt a sort of crunchiness popping between them. I had crushed a spider between my lips and its legs were still moving. FML

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By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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By spiderwoman - 04/11/2012 17:12 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, while walking home, I really had to pee, so I decided to do my business in some high grass just off the street. When I got home, I felt an itch between my butt cheeks. I went to the bathroom to check it out, and a dead, apparently crushed spider fell out of my underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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By ollierocks96 - 17/12/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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By Rissa Warrington - 09/03/2012 08:30 - Canada

Today, I was walking to the bus in my favorite jeans, and I felt a uncontrollable itch in my leg. I scratched and it went away, but then I felt something moving on my leg. I hadn't worn my jeans in so long that a spider had decided to make it a nest. FML

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By all5fingers - 08/09/2011 05:23 - Canada

Today, I was playing my guitar and felt something like an itch under my foot, so I attempted to scratch it by rubbing against the floor. The big cockroach made a very distinct "crunch". FML

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By scarred4life - 27/04/2011 14:05 - Canada

Today, I was absentmindedly playing with a piece of lint. When I looked at it, I realized that I had been rolling and squeezing a dead spider in my fingers for about five minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 15:23 - United States - Tracy

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2014 06:44 - United States - Saginaw

Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML

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By thatsnotacat - 21/11/2013 17:52 - Australia - West End

Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML

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ddldave 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:35

Wow, I wouln't even know what I would do if that happened to me. I would be scared shitless and freak out until I faint.

snowsurfskate303 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 4:34

why the **** are u on this site then?

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Killer_Instinct8 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 8:20

Oooh, you're gonna be like Spiderman now...? That would be so Awesome!

crazyjack 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 8:53

#15 FYL for saying gullible

dietSYNTHpop 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 8:55

So, did you spit or swallow after that?

4dakill 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 10:37

Today, I was laying out in my backyard NAKED trying to get some color, when I felt a little tickle on my ****** lips. I rubbed MY ****** together to satisfy the itch, when I felt a sort of crunchish popping between MY ****** LIPS. I had crushed a spider between my VAGINAL LIPS and its legs were still moving. FML

kissesinbetween 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 11:17

wtf is wrong with u?

Armin_fml 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 14:28

right.

Leaveittosteven 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 14:49

Whoa, bugs in the outdoors on the ground? That's weird, really weird. Who would have thought?

datashade 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 14:57

Yeah, I have to go YDI ... humanity builds houses with walls and ceilings and windows and stuff to keep the bugs on one side. Although if you start rubbing or touching parts of yourself together every time something touches your lips, I bet you were a lot of fun in college.

awesomeperson 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 17:34

awwww the poor spidey! and YDI spider killer

shaPOW 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:37

that sucks, but i'm not clicking YLIF. if you choose to lie outside, you have to expect that bugs will crawl on you. bonus points for the gross description though.

PandaChronicler 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 7:50

I have a terrible terrible case of arachnophobia, i go paralyzed by the site of spiders and i usually cry XD pretty pathetic but fears are illogical and uncontrollable, needless to say, Kudos on not dying. I wouldn't be able to move for like....a year XDD