Tasty snack
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this is nasty? i agree with 24 you eat mutilated cows and this is gross? and how is your life ****** because you accidentally crushed a spider inbetween you lips? It's been a long time since there has been an actual FML on here.
We don't typically eat the *entire* cow. Spiders are also more gross than cows to a lot of people (who don't know cows very well). Anyway the real ewww is having squished it between her lips. I shudder just thinking about it.
ok, it's not like this site is really for literally life-******* events. they are supposed to kinda make you cringe but leave you chuckling. would you really enjoy a website that was like "Today, I was diagnosed with lung cancer. I have 6 months to live. FML." because I think that would be SO RAD, dude.
yeah honestly, im so sick of the people saying "OmG thiS iznt a rEal Fml!!1!!!!1" real fmls are sad, really. i dont even like the ones about their gfs or bfs cheating on them or something.. because its sad! Little ones like this are cute & light to read. Unlike the one about lymphoma...that one was sad.
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I can only say ewww ewww ewww! *barf*
its probably healthier than a 100 calorie snack pack :D
The account name could be mistaken for something else. spiderinmylips. oh yum.
What the hell!!!!!! Why would you rub you lips together when you feel something like that?!
was it yummy?
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Wow, I wouln't even know what I would do if that happened to me. I would be scared shitless and freak out until I faint.
why the **** are u on this site then?