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Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41510) - you deserved it (14377)

On 03/05/2009 at 3:12pm - animals - by ohnolunch - United States (California)

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have fun picking at those little legs from your teeth

#1 - On 03/05/2009 at 7:08pm by lamarr

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That's disgusting. And I don't understand in anyway why there's such a large amount of "you deserved that one" votes, your roommate should have thrown the food out.

#3 - On 03/05/2009 at 7:13pm by DefHamster

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