By now have a cat - 24/04/2014 20:52 - United States - Glenview

Today, the man sitting next to me on the train tried to sneak a dead cat into my bag while I was sleeping. FML
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DrownedMyFish 18

How did he get on the train with a dead cat?

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darlingdollie 24

So what did you do? And I feel bad for the poor cat This needs a follow up

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a_wiener_d0g 15

Because she was sleeping would be my guess

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ian3866 12

1 - because trying to shove the cat in the OP's mouth most definitely would've woken them up

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euphoricness 28

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adhdwizard 13

Anyone else laugh as hard as I did ? People sure are weird sometimes.

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joseph19921992 10

I would have given it to a Chinese restaurant. At least they'll put it to good use.

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strike2867 13

Maybe the OP sleeps with their mouth closed.

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friedpwnadge 25

#25 asks some very good questions.

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ibanghellokitty 8

To hide the evidence #1! It was the perfect time and perfect place to put the dead body!

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DrownedMyFish 18

How did he get on the train with a dead cat?

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cakefete2 30

This topic with that username is morbidly amusing.

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RedPillSucks 31

Most places don't check what you're carrying.

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bfsd42 20

#2, he bought a ticket and walked onto the train. Last time I checked, there is no NSA at train stations.

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Sansa_fml 38

And why did he get on the train with a dead cat, and why was he trying to get rid of the cat?

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darlingdollie 24

So what did you do? And I feel bad for the poor cat This needs a follow up

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DrownedMyFish 18

I agree, this needs a follow up. This FML has me completely purrplexed.

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CaiDog 20

So you decided to respond?

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sexpectations 15

if you don't have anything to say, then don't say anything at all ...wait that's not it

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CurlyQute 17

1. Why was he carrying around a dead cat? 2. How did he get it on the train 3. Why was he trying to hide it with you

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Axel5238 29

The cat was going to turn into a zombie? He dug it up from the pet cemetery?

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lux0rd 18

According to your name the strange man may have been successful.

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iOceanus 18

According to your picture, you deserve a hand shake.

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sweetprettykitty 10

What the **** is wrong with people?

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