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Today, the man sitting next to me on the train tried to sneak a dead cat into my bag while I was sleeping. FML

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On 04/24/2014 at 4:52pm - animals - by now have a cat - United States (Illinois)

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How did he get on the train with a dead cat?

#2 - On 04/25/2014 at 12:43am by DrownedMyFish

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What a CATastrophe! Hahaha! Anyone? Anyone?

#5 - On 04/25/2014 at 12:45am by totallybananas

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