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Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35759) - you deserved it (12323)

On 04/18/2014 at 2:24pm - animals - by hold your horses pony boy - United States

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Go through again with the windows down, that should solve the pissing problem.

#4 - On 04/18/2014 at 7:39pm by Capt_Obvious

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Sounds like a tame version of Saw

#1 - On 04/18/2014 at 7:39pm by SS99

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