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Today, out of boredom, I built my cat a little fort. Later, I decided to crawl inside to pet her, but as soon as I stuck my head in, she clawed me. I guess I'm not allowed in, then. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38711) - you deserved it (8523)

On 02/15/2014 at 7:50pm - animals - by unloved cat owner - United States (California)

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That was the plan all along. You're just the cat's slave.

#1 - On 02/16/2014 at 4:21am by DragonDude

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I wouldn't share my fort with anyone either.

#3 - On 02/16/2014 at 4:22am by odell687

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