By unloved cat owner - 16/02/2014 00:50 - United States - Carmichael

Today, out of boredom, I built my cat a little fort. Later, I tried to crawl inside to pet her, but as soon as I stuck my head in, she clawed me. I guess I'm not allowed in, then. FML
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DragonDude 24

That was the plan all along. You're just the cat's slave.

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odell687 3

I wouldn't share my fort with anyone either.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

kick that ******* cat across the room

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B1ackthesun 31

I'm not a cat fan, but totally disgusted by your comment. Violence towards animals is unacceptable, joke or not this is not cool.

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badluckalex 23

this is the funniest FML EVER lollll adding favs forsure. btw I'm sure the cat did out of love :D

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dachayke 16

Oh, so that's why my crush pepper sprays me whenever I go anywhere near her! It's because she loves me! Thanks #19, I feel much better now. I'm gonna go tell her I feel the same way.

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GiovanniPaisa 8

I say you redeem yourself and bring war to this fort!

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junkman6 22

Thanks, now I have an image of a life sized angry bird style launcher and a cat wearing a tin can to survive the bombardment.

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buttcramp 21

#31, I like your brain.

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cryssycakesx3 22

Siamese definitely have unique personalities. mine would sit on, say, the arm of the couch, when I'd walk by she'd leap onto my back

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onlychildFTW 33

I guess only ******* are allowed in that fort.

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dachayke 16

I guess that was a really dumb comment.

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Epikouros 31

Duh, isn't keeping people out the purpose of a fort? The cat's just gratefully using your gift and happy that you're playing the part of an attacking army.

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applebramble 22

I named my cat Queen Elizabeth and she's always loved me since haha I do spoil her . She's never attacked me . I woke up in the middle of the night once and saw her hop into my bed and lied down on my arm . I felt loved (:

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elcee1987 18

Hey at least she liked the fort. My dog always preferred hiding behind the couch to any one of his 4 beds or mine.

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beaverteaser 16

was he jamming to cat scratch fever?

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