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Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML

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On 05/19/2009 at 10:17pm - animals - by Debra2005 - United States (Texas)

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No idea what size that dog was, but regardless, you should have had him/her on a leash. YDI. :/

#3 - On 05/20/2009 at 3:57am by Myrra

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Awww!! You should really have put it on a leash, shelter dogs can be crazy at first lol. Are you positive you'll never be able to find him? :(

#6 - On 05/20/2009 at 3:59am by PureGold

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