Today, my mom is convinced that my cat is the reincarnation of Vincent van Gogh. Why? He sleeps under my sunflowers and is a ginger tabby cat. FML
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Today, my mother finally had her beloved Siamese cat cremated. The cat has been dead for over a week and she has been keeping it on her bed, stroking its fur and saying, "She looks like she's sleeping" and "She's so cold." To top it all off, she's been calling me by the cat's name for three years. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML
Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML
Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I spent 30 minutes listening to my grandmother telling us that my cat is a medium. My boyfriend is totally convinced. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
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TylerBurden 21
Does your cat miss an ear? If so, then give that cat a brush! Let the painting begin.
Stylux_fml 16
Logic at its finest!
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Comments (61)
ericnx 8
Lol
SarMarJo 17
I see the pressure of getting first comment got to you.
Stylux_fml 16
Logic at its finest!
tanekdrachonae 19
Is your mom's name Phoebe Buffay?
NoFlippinWai 24
Op said nothing about Smelly Cat.
Druu 53
If you ever had the twisted desire to cut a cat's ear off, you now have an excuse.
SarMarJo 17
Hey, you never know. Maybe he's just disguising.
LivexForever21 18
Parents these days :/
slycooper_fml 11
I wouldn't generalize all parents. I believe this is an isolated case.
NoMore_CoolNames 14
Your parents do this?
daytoday21 10
I believe she's mocking how whenever it's a young person being stupid people comment "kids these days..." as if in those cases you *can* generalize to a whole group...
zawesomee 14
Can you get me an autograph??
AnOriginalName 19
Or maybe.... A pawtograph!? Yeaaaaahhhh!
happle 21
I'm trying as hard as I possibly can to not pronounce that as photograph. It's not working. D:
RedPillSucks 31
How about pornograph?
TylerBurden 21
Does your cat miss an ear? If so, then give that cat a brush! Let the painting begin.
AnOriginalName 19
The cat doesn't need a brush. Just stick its tail in some paint and let it loose!
LordoftheOcelots 10
If it's not missing an ear, is it eating yellow paint?
turkturkington 13
Check his kitty litter for hidden masterpieces.
MissCharlotte_fml 26
The next Yoda the cat? You could be famous for this OP!!
Nordrag 26
O.o where'd you get yoda out of that?
MissCharlotte_fml 26
Look up Yoda the four-eared cat... it was really big when I lived in Chicago a few years ago. Sorry :(
alxpilk 8
What does ginger have anything to do with Van Gogh?
ClaireWinchester 17
He had red hair
SolarFlare 20
Have you ever seen his most famous painting? A self-portrait... I saw that painting in real last week and I can confirm that he has red hair, but he didn't look like a cat.
NoFlippinWai 24
He didnt look like a cat in his previous life. reincarnation is a funny thing.