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Today, I tried to help a bird who had broken his wing. I walked straight into a door while looking down at him in my hands, and ended up all but breaking his other wing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43061) - you deserved it (13491)

On 07/29/2013 at 3:11pm - animals - by TehUglyLife (woman) - United States (Florida)

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More like fuck that poor birds life.

#3 - On 07/29/2013 at 7:40pm by cuppycakeslove

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Well it just looks like it will need more help and less glass doors...

#6 - On 07/29/2013 at 7:41pm by Wizardo

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