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Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "saved" a bird from our cat and put it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long. FML

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On 06/20/2013 at 12:54pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Pakistan (Punjab)

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R.I.P to all forgotten birds left to rot underneath beds

#2 - On 06/20/2013 at 8:26pm by superalubba

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I just hope the bird was already dead when your daughter "saved it" from the cat so it didn't have to die slowly and painfully under the bed!

#5 - On 06/20/2013 at 8:27pm by DooleyFTW

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