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Today, my mother and grandmother informed me that my sixteen-year-old dog died. I was standing in Wal-Mart at the time. They then yelled at me because crying in public is "inappropriate." FML


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On 06/10/2013 at 1:26am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

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I'm sorry about your dog...crying in public is perfectly alright; there are people who do it on a regular basis, for goodness sake. You just lost one of your best friends, I mean, c'mon. :(
That's some insensitive family you have...sorry, OP. Perhaps you could get a puppy to fill the void a bit, after a little while? :D

#2 - On 06/10/2013 at 10:20am by cgguardian

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sounds like my family.. I'm sorry OP. I know it sucks :/

#1 - On 06/10/2013 at 10:18am by starflyer59

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