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Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11537) - you deserved it (23969)

On 11/23/2012 at 10:10am - animals - by Jeanna S. - United States

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What the heck do you feed your cat?

#2 - On 11/23/2012 at 12:56pm by greeneye

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When your cat is too lazy to lift himself out of his own feces, you know it's time to put him on a diet. On the bright side, you don't need to waste money on a cat bed. Like Puss n Boots in Shrek 4.

#3 - On 11/23/2012 at 12:56pm by KingCeltic77

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