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Today, I found a wounded turkey in our backyard. I brought it inside, put it in a cage, and tended to its wounds. I then left. When I got back home, I smelled the wonderful aroma of my mother's cooking. She had prepared a turkey, the one I'd rescued. FML

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On 11/13/2012 at 6:17pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

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What kind of mom would just discover a turkey in a cage in her home and not think to ask anyone about it before slaughtering it for dinner? I don't understand

#2 - On 11/14/2012 at 2:23am by WCARlover

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Well, that's unfortunate. But why would she take control like that without asking any questions? Either way, FYL.

#1 - On 11/14/2012 at 2:22am by GoldenMSR

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