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Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9229) - you deserved it (25910)

On 07/05/2012 at 11:31pm - animals - by ambushcat - United States

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That's actually kind of cute.

#4 - On 07/06/2012 at 3:26am by jellitonoctopus

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"Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets"

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Your 'cat', hmm?

#23 - On 07/06/2012 at 4:22am by NAAMxLOOS

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