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Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML

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Why... WHY would you put something with wet superglue in a cage with a living creature? Especially something essential to its survival? I hope the poor thing is okay - you should know better.

#3 - On 07/01/2012 at 2:04pm by silent_bride

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Oh no, that poor hamster :(

#1 - On 07/01/2012 at 2:02pm by Zya

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