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Today, it was confirmed that the "no pet rule" in my apartment complex is so strict that I'm not even allowed to have sea monkeys. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21798) - you deserved it (2415)

On 05/01/2012 at 11:59pm - animals - by Monkeyless (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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Wow... what the hell could a bunch of shrimp possibly do?

#2 - On 05/02/2012 at 2:38am by Angitia

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What about pet rocks?! :D

#8 - On 05/02/2012 at 2:42am by AugustBurnsToast

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