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Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19075) - you deserved it (4317)

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Sounds like a CAT-tastrophe

#4 - On 01/18/2012 at 10:03am by Deitiy

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That awkward moment when you make eye contact..

#2 - On 01/18/2012 at 10:03am by poppylamonzo

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