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Today, my brother and I drove 3 hours to pick up our puppy. The woman we bought him from said not to put him in the cage for the ride home as he would pee for sure. She recommended I put him on my lap. Not only did he shit on the seat backing out of her driveway, he pissed on me an hour later. FML


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On 12/25/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Seems like urine a bad place so you probably need a cool down. But hey it's Christmas and puppies are awesome!

#3 - On 12/25/2011 at 1:23pm by Buttsexpirate

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Hey at least you have an adorable puppy for the holidays. Happy holidays, love!

#1 - On 12/25/2011 at 1:21pm by margie2194

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