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yesterday brother an I drove 3 hours to pick up our puppy. The woman we bought him from said not to put him in the cage 4 the ride home as he would pee 4 sure. She recommended I put him on lap. Not only did he shit on the seat backing out of her driveway, he pissed on me an hour later. FML


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On 12/25/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Seems like urine a bad place so you probably need a cool down. But hey it's Christmas and puppies are awesome!

#3 - On 12/25/2011 at 1:23pm by Buttsexpirate

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Hey at least you have an adorable puppy for the holidays. Happy holidays, love!

#1 - On 12/25/2011 at 1:21pm by margie2194

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