By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 08:09 - Canada

Today, my brother and I drove 3 hours to pick up our puppy. The woman we bought him from said not to put him in the cage for the ride home as he would pee for sure. She recommended I put him on my lap. Not only did he shit on the seat backing out of her driveway, he pissed on me an hour later. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

Seems like urine a bad place so you probably need a cool down. But hey it's Christmas and puppies are awesome!

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margie2194 12

Hey at least you have an adorable puppy for the holidays. Happy holidays, love!

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xxDefiantxx 0

this is why i like cats

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flockz 19

he's just making sure you won't leave him. he wants to be with you forever. this is how he bonds.

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Right_Click 12

It's okay. He's marking you as his territory. Now he won't run away like all the other bastard dogs here on FML.

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DocBastard 38

That's what you get for letting the dog drive. He was probably just scared. Oh come on, read the last sentence again, people. ******* dangling participle.

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fancyclown 9

Hey man, there's plenty of dogs that can drive. For example, Brain from Inspector Gadget, Scooby Doo, and uh.. Dog The Bounty Hunter.

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EmilyXPatricia 4

Why would you listen to her? You'd rather have the dog take a shit in your car than in a crate?

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hateevryone 14

why not put him in the backseat? you don't have to necessarily have him in your lap.

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Kelsarella 1

Then the puppy would pee and poop on the back seats. It would be harder to clean the seats than to wash OP's pants.

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dragynfyre 4

well for one, its a baby, its going to make a mess. its also much safer to have it crated while in the car,you could have gotten into an accident. and its much easier to clean shit out of a crate than car seats... YDI

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thatonedame 6

Most states require you restrain your pets. Not that they enforce it. They are a worse distraction than children. Once you hand over the money, it's YOUR puppy. Use your best judgement in it's care. Don't listen to someone who will exploit their pets reproductive system for cash.

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Rawrrrrx3 4

I think she knew exactly what would happen on that long drive home lol. At least in time he will have better control!a

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