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Today, I paid $70 to learn from the vet that my cat doesn't have a UTI, he's just developed a fetish for peeing on plastic bags. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24469) - you deserved it (2748)

On 10/20/2011 at 9:13pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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ohhhh. well guess u can go green and stop buying plastic bags

#1 - On 10/21/2011 at 2:43am by fenceme235

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You should have got him a 'cat' scan.
I know . I'm not funny.

#12 - On 10/21/2011 at 3:00am by Mercedes16

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