By Anonymous - 21/10/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, I paid $70 to learn from the vet that my cat doesn't have a UTI, he's just developed a fetish for peeing on plastic bags. FML
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Freeze_fml 16

Urinary tract infection. Or in your case, unable to investigate.

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fenceme235 0

ohhhh. well guess u can go green and stop buying plastic bags

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Shawn_Tizzle20 4

My cat does that too! I'm so glad that I'm not alone in this!

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roseXthorns 8

Damn. What did you do to mess that cat up so much?

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Oritsuru 13

They pee on plastic bags too, isn't it obvious?

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llamalpaca382 13

Real life ninja? I bow to you sir...and hope you don't wish to kick my ass >_>

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Okayitwasme 0

I'd get a new cat. Animal shelter trade.

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xSynergY 8

Your cruel. By the looks of your picture I'd trade you in before the animals

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yankfan89 27

You're an asshole. Next time you spill something your parents should get a new child and send you to a shelter

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mjcSmartass 0

They should trade you in for a pissy bag.... Wtf do you have two dogs for? They should shit in your mouth!

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xSynergY 8

Least your not the only weirdo in your place

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muhdoggin 0

Am I the only one that doesn't get this?

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ysostupid 9

I don't get it either, so if you have a uti you like to piss on plastic? Is that a thing?

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vegetarian982 0

At least your cat doesn't pee on luggage when you go on vacation

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odexy 12

While I understand that cleaning up cat piss sucks, at least you know now to just not leave plastic bags lying around? Problem solved already. When my cat had a UTI he would pee in our tub to let us know. Can't just not leave a tub lying around though xD.

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applznoatz 1

At least in the tub you can just rinse it down the drain. My cat likes to pee on dirty towels in the laundry basket. Well, pretty much anything in the laundry basket. I spent $80 at the vet to find out there was no UTI, she's just being a bitch.

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odexy 12

XD I completely forgot but another cat I had used to piss on my dirty laundry too haha. She would sleep in my clean clothes and pee on the dirty ones. Silly kitty.

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