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Today, my mother-in-law told my husband that I cannot stay in her house unless I can bring proof from a doctor that my allergy to cats is not contagious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27724) - you deserved it (2202)

On 08/29/2011 at 2:47pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (New York)

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Sneeze on her and freak her out

#4 - On 08/29/2011 at 4:32pm by scenebarbie123

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Your mother-in-law isn't very smart.

#3 - On 08/29/2011 at 4:31pm by chaoticxxxmess

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