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Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17598) - you deserved it (7198)

On 03/25/2011 at 5:52pm - animals - by fish killer - United States (Illinois)

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Frame it.

#2 - On 03/25/2011 at 7:37pm by whysoserious3

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did you know 9 times out of 10 gold fish are not dead when they are floating at the top of the water, they are usually just trying to recover from over feeding, gold fish sink when dead

#63 - On 03/25/2011 at 8:33pm by nate_msm

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