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Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML

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On 03/25/2011 at 5:52pm - animals - by fish killer - United States (Illinois)

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#2 - On 03/25/2011 at 7:37pm by whysoserious3

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I killed six goldfish when I was younger. I think I fed them too much.

#1 - On 03/25/2011 at 7:37pm by giselless

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