Animals: Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award...

By fish killer - 25/03/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML

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By PoachedFish - 29/12/2009 10:57 - Lebanon

Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML

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By That idiot - 28/08/2014 02:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML

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By deadfish - 03/10/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML

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By regret - 30/12/2019 01:00 - Australia - Warrnambool

Today, my little sister put me in charge of keeping her fighting fish alive. It would've been an easy task if it weren't for my crazy ex-boyfriend drunkenly forcing his way into my house, vomiting into the fishbowl and killing the fish. Only ten more hours until my family gets home. FML

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By SydIsPrettyCool - 04/08/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

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By fishy situation - 13/06/2017 04:00

Today, my friend is furious with me because while I was watching her various fish for two weeks, I failed to feed her favorite fish and it died. The reason I didn't take care of it was because she never told me she had it, that it was in her room unlike the rest of the fish, so I never saw it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 23:39 - United States - Erie

Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:36 - United States

Today, I received a few new fish for my aquarium as presents for my birthday. It just so happened that these fish were carrying diseases that left me with a tank full of dead fish. Happy birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 22:59 - United States

Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML

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By killer - 16/05/2009 12:21 - Latvia

Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightened I hurried home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to feed my closest friend for the past 3 days. FML

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Saturday 26 March 2011 0:37

I killed six goldfish when I was younger. I think I fed them too much.

spencerchu 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 2:22

alright @71 a goldfish lifespan is definitly not 6 months where the hell u get that from?

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Mr_X100 1

Saturday 26 March 2011 2:48

do u have online

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 26 March 2011 2:56

96- You've only heard it, I've actually witnessed it lol

Shosho7 3

Saturday 26 March 2011 2:59

all of my goldfishes died ! I think there is something wrong with those kind of fishes not us !

barlessprison 16

Saturday 26 March 2011 3:01

this is a really informative post. I've learned so much about goldfish. & you know, your usual fyl etc etc

s_bloodnozzle_iz 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 3:03

sucks fo you bitch!!!

justysgirl 3

Saturday 26 March 2011 3:19

fish are worthless pets. get a dog :)

NagatoPain 4

Saturday 26 March 2011 3:36

i killed my fish with sticks when i saw them float and dey were still breathing! i would put there misery to an end :D

RPattzs_gurl 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 4:10

I have a goldfish right now and I got him like 5 years ago no joke!! He's still well and alive!!

schwebel 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 4:15

My pet cat is stuffed o.O

sailorzoe 14

Saturday 26 March 2011 4:32

Unless you were some kind of marine biologist how the **** would you expect to know how it died anyways?

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