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Today, I spent 90 dollars and two and a half hours getting my hair done at a fancy salon. As I was unlocking my car, a bird pooped in my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51136) - you deserved it (11314)

On 04/25/2009 at 3:12pm - animals - by birdmagnet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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90 dollars? Two and a half hours? WTF were you getting done?

#6 - On 04/25/2009 at 8:28pm by alex_vik

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DAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM that sucks!!!

#1 - On 04/25/2009 at 8:25pm by justme08

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