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Today, I grabbed a handful of crackers from the kitchen, only to find it crawling with bugs. Apparently, my brother had made the same discovery earlier, but put the box of crackers back in the cupboard anyway. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23224) - you deserved it (2482)

On 09/20/2010 at 3:26pm - animals - by thanksbro - United States (Michigan)

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Let me guess, it's still in the cupboard, waiting for its next victim?

#4 - On 09/20/2010 at 6:06pm by justsayfuck

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that's totally something I would do!

#2 - On 09/20/2010 at 6:04pm by RachelHellYeah

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