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Today, I was taking care of a friend's hamster. Thinking the hamster wanted to make a bed, I put some cotton balls in his cage so he would be comfy. He promptly ate them and died. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16120) - you deserved it (39894)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:56am - animals - by Kelli (woman) - United States (California)

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Reminds me of the time I babysat my friend's babies and gave them plastic bags.

#16 - On 08/28/2010 at 6:35am by FYLDeep

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ooh fail caring, you thinking of having kids?

#2 - On 08/28/2010 at 6:09am by MetallicaRules19

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