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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, a guy at work was ranking the girls we work with in the order he'd want to date them. He told me I was 6th "because personality is important, too." FML

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By IcedTaco - 13/07/2016 19:40 - Ukraine

Today, the guy I was dating told me he thought I was a good person. His reasoning? I'm not ugly enough to be a bad person, but I'm not pretty enough, either. FML

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By number2 - 14/06/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, my friends and I were walking past a bar. There were a few cute guys "rating" every girl that walked by with number cards. My friend, who is a guy, got an 8. I got a 2. FML

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By kai - 27/01/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, the only guy who I ever thought liked me for my personality said he had something important to tell me. Later I got an e-mail from him saying he is "worried about me because I lack the skills to get along with other people." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 16:29 - United States - Cass Lake

Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML

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By princessrose - 16/11/2016 11:05

Today, I asked the guy I share a desk with at work out because he has texted me a few times and seemed pretty into me. He said he doesn't date coworkers, even though the last 5 people he's dated have been coworkers. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 23:08 - United States - Denver

Today, I overheard the guy I like talking to one of his friends about me. His friend asked if he and I were dating, to which he replied, "No way, dude. I have standards." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By shescomfortablynumb - 05/06/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I had a third date with a great guy. Over dinner, he told me that he wanted to see more of me. When I agreed, he pulled out his schedule book and started to tell me he was dating 5 other women besides me. He then told me what week in the "rotation" would be mine. He wasn't kidding. FML

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By robbert - 04/12/2021 01:59 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I overheard my female coworkers huddling in the breakroom, rating the male coworkers from hottest to least. My manager is, “Probably packing, teehee.” The new kid, “has a girlfriend but that won’t stop me.” They unanimously agree that I’m, “friendly but probably lowkey a creep.” FML

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yewzd 0

Monday 15 November 2010 15:53

Why the hell he's ranking people? I would keep the rankings to myself..

KennKenn 0

Monday 15 November 2010 15:54

He's obviously a douche. Don't listen to him

Comments

Mpsteve13 7

Monday 15 November 2010 15:50

drop your pants

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Monday 15 November 2010 16:11

lift your top

KittehSayzRAWR 0

Monday 15 November 2010 16:21

Open your flaps.... hehe

wisericky 12

Monday 15 November 2010 17:43

stop talking so much

Bisoye 0

Monday 15 November 2010 18:07

Looool!! Xactly Lmao!

IcyJack 7

Monday 15 November 2010 19:09

Put down your landing gear. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

MasterOfTheXP 2

Monday 15 November 2010 20:34

"I got a ring in 'ere last night!"

zoraman5 3

Monday 15 November 2010 21:06

36 vent harrassment?

notsoluckypup 12

Monday 15 November 2010 23:40

I have no clue...I think swallowing is nasty personally....

Ben360 6

Tuesday 16 November 2010 7:06

well then don't be such a bitch

evanizle 0

Monday 15 November 2010 15:51

lol. for dating, personality is important. maybe you'd be first in order of who he'd want to hook up with

Bees_fml 0

Monday 15 November 2010 17:16

So either she's an attractive girl with an ugly personality or an ugly girl with an attractive personality. I'm curious which one; the FML doesn't say.