About Xabuko

I like a long haired thick red bone Open up her legs then filet Mignon She be jumpin up and down Tryna fit that ass in Took her half an hour Just to get that belt to fasten All they want to talk about is partyin' and fashion Every single night I have a dream that I am smashin' Them all Young Money man this shit so timeless And I'm in the mood to get faded so please bring your finest And what are all your names again we drunk remind us Cause' we like her And we like her too And we like her In about 3 years, holla at me Miley Cyrus http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/xabuko?ref=profile

Xabuko's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Xabuko's favorite FMLs