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Wordly's favorite FMLs

Today, I was riding on the Moscow metro. My friend and I were joking around in English about taking a nap on the nerdy business man next to me. As we laughed and made comments about him, which we thought he couldn't understand, he asked, "First time in Moscow?" FML

By HotToTrotskyite - / Tuesday 8 September 2009 17:30 / Russian Federation

Today, I realized that when my new roommate said we could both use the condoms he bought, he didn't mean separately. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 13 September 2009 17:36 / United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 11 September 2009 18:27 / United States

Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

By awilson - / Friday 11 September 2009 18:26 / United States

Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 9 September 2009 09:58 / New Zealand