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Watchme's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML

By Wowthanks / Monday 5 May 2014 00:13 / United States - Greeley

Today, my art teacher showed off a painting of his name he got in Japan. I can read Japanese, and it actually says "Old idiot". I really don't want to break it to him. FML

By Sam - / Sunday 4 May 2014 06:12 / United States - Eureka

Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are". FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 3 May 2014 05:00 / United States - Las Vegas

Today, I read that egg whites make a good hair treatment. Everything was going fine until, without thinking, I turned the hot water on to wash it out. I'm still picking the cooked egg out of my hair. FML

By EggHead / Saturday 3 May 2014 04:57 / Canada - Toronto

Today, my boss told our production department that we're not allowed to be happy. FML

By i guess - / Saturday 3 May 2014 00:03 / United States - Hamilton