About Thequeenofscots
I'm a crotchety old woman who devours little children and eats men for the fun of it.
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Thequeenofscots's favorite FMLs
By wtf. - / Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:46 / United States
By baron - / Monday 1 June 2009 17:36 / United States

Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML

By Heather - / Sunday 31 May 2009 17:38 / United States
By deucelututi / Sunday 31 May 2009 12:03 / United States
By ima_krackerr - / Saturday 30 May 2009 04:36 / United States