About Starryeyed_0811
That's my dog. Not me....just in case there was any confusion. I love FMLs! I get some type of twisted joy by reading other people's bad experiences. Well yea that's it. "Hugga Mugga." : )
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Starryeyed_0811's favorite FMLs

Today, in revenge for being grounded for bullying a kid at school, my eight-year-old son flung a handful of Lego in my path as I walked barefoot into the kitchen. I'm still in pain. 5ML

By limping - / Friday 24 January 2014 23:10 / Canada

Today, I was driving and a cute guy was staring at me. Flattered, I smiled at him, but he didn't even react. I realized he wasn't admiring me he was admiring my truck. This is the 5th time this week. My truck gets more game than I do. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 26 April 2013 14:50 / United States

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 14 June 2011 01:08 / United States

Today, feeling desperate, I asked my dad for advice on how to get a girl. He asked me why I want to even date. I panicked and said I just wanted to make someone happy. He told me that if I wanted to make someone happy, I should "just start by getting a goddamn vasectomy". FML

By AnonymousUser - / Saturday 5 May 2012 00:01 / Australia - Brisbane

Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML

By Prinpette / Tuesday 20 September 2011 21:20 / France