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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • One more and it's business time

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Sandyclaus's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my girlfriend that my identical twin and I are not in fact related, that he's adopted, and that the only reason we look exactly the same is because we eat and drink the same things. She actually believed it. FML

By datingablonde / Friday 11 January 2013 05:20 / Australia - Attadale

Today, I got genuinely annoyed at myself when I realised I probably lack the skills to survive a Zombie apocalypse. FML

By drake86 / Wednesday 9 January 2013 16:42 / United Kingdom - Helensburgh

Today, at work, a little girl came in and asked if we had any dance clothes. As I showed her, I asked if she was in a competition. When she said yes, I crossed my fingers and told her I hoped she would win. Unfortunately, I didn't cross them properly and I accidentally gave her the finger. FML

By georgiamarshall_ / Wednesday 9 January 2013 10:42 / Australia - Sydney

Today, my daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML

By ugh - / Wednesday 9 January 2013 01:01 / United States - Saint Clair Shores

Today, my dog, who has been specially trained to go for help when I'm having a seizure, went to alert my parents downstairs that I was having an emergency. The "emergency" was me masturbating. FML

By thewhompingwillow - / Saturday 1 September 2012 17:56 / United States - Springfield