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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • It's in the can!

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  • One more and it's business time

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • The return of the thumb

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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • Tell us what happened next

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • The rules are the rules

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  • 50 favorites

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  • Tweet, tweet

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  • Perfectionist

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    66%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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Missamberrose's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 7 December 2012 04:49 / United States - Moorhead

Today, I went to see a therapist for help with my severe fear of spiders. The therapist held a big spider in a box inches away from my face. I ran to the back of the room and asked him why. He responded with, "Aren't therapists supposed to help you face your fears?" I'm paying $150 an hour. FML

By no that does not help - / Tuesday 20 August 2013 13:41 / United States - Austin

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 24 July 2013 20:56 / United States - South Hadley

Today, I attended my mother's funeral. My husband came too, and during the service, I kept hearing him giggling. I wrote it off as the usual awkward nerves, until he started snorting too, and I caught sight of the iPhone under his jacket. He was reading this very site. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 14 June 2013 16:24 / Cyprus - Limassol

Today, I saw mice eating from my cat's food dish, again. Where is my cat? He's busy bringing in more mice, birds, and once even an unharmed chipmunk through his cat door. FML

By DolphinGirl369 / Friday 7 June 2013 04:33 / United States - Fairfield