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Mefq's favorite FMLs

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

By Tinker-Bell / Friday 21 November 2008 03:41 / France

Today, my dad forgot I was on the back of his motorbike. He did a wheelie and I fell off. FML

By Katthebamf / Sunday 28 September 2014 14:25 / United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, I dropped my kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin. FML

By jake - / Tuesday 12 August 2014 10:21 / Australia - Sydney

Today, I had to give a video presentation. My video was on animal abuse, but I somehow played a video of myself singing Britney Spears in my room. FML

By SirTalkaton - / Sunday 3 August 2014 17:38 / United States - Vacaville

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 3 August 2014 05:16 / Australia - Perth