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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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Hockeynut1's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my friend what form of birth control she used the first time she had sex. She stared at me like I was from another planet and said, "You can't get pregnant the first time..." This moron is my best friend. FML

By Thatslife - / Saturday 26 March 2011 19:29 / Netherlands

Today, I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 3 April 2012 17:48 / United States - Tucson

Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML

By Deadman - / Monday 2 April 2012 13:37 / United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML

By swim5 / Saturday 31 March 2012 12:22 / United States - Tempe

Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML

By GetHardOrGoHome / Saturday 31 March 2012 04:22 / United States - Chardon