About Hi_there4397
I always try to make my day less suckier than the last:)
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Hi_there4397's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home a few days early from a 3-month business trip. As I opened my apartment door, hoping to surprise my girlfriend, the man she's apparently been cheating on me with promptly punched me in the face. He thought I was a burglar. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 28 March 2009 19:42 / United States

Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML

By Wtfbruhimmovingout - / Saturday 28 November 2015 02:38 / Canada - Toronto

Today, I took part in a raffle that was being organised in the small countryside village where I'm vacationing. I live in big city. I won a duck. A real, live duck. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 14 August 2014 04:38 / France

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 11 May 2014 22:49 / United States - Belmont

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 4 December 2013 22:08 / United States - Marsing