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British Columbia, Canada
28 years-old
Tuesday 05 August 1997
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About Forevertheless

Hey there :) My name is Claire. Or, Claire Bear. Hehehe. My favorite band is Nine Inch Nails. My favorite movie is the Hannibal series. I love the colors red(great band also) and green! I'm taken. I absolutely love my boyfriend. I'm 15. I'm currently working at LORDCO and I'm Canadian. I play electric guitar, lots of Anthrax and RUSH songs. I do sing, think of the female version of Hurt by Johnny Cash minus the old man voicing. Did I mention I'm a satanist AND a sadomasochist? Wow do I sound odd. Anyways, this is me! Kik- SailorsAnchor Skype- hollywoodsfreak

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By Tara - 31/10/2008 07:06 - Sweden

Today, I babysat a four year-old kid, so his parents could go out to party. Once in bed, he yelled, "I want to go party!" After three or four times, I told him to go to sleep. Two hours later, he'd wet the bed, saying, "I told you I want to go potty!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 22:37 - United States - Denison

Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML

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By cremyfrozentreat - 10/03/2013 13:40 - United States - Orlando

Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML

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Wednesday 13 March 2013 1:41

You're right, I did not plug his nose. I was too busy laughing at the whole situation. He shoved his nose into my boob while he held my nose closed. I don't know how he managed to keep erect with everything.

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I tried to pick up a girl by asking her what the time was as a conversation starter. She responded by telling me it was time to pick a girl more in my league. FML

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By married an old man - 05/03/2013 17:57 - United States - Rancho Mirage

Today, I decided to come onto my husband to switch things up. When I started kissing and trying to undress him, he pushed me off, saying "What're you doing? Jeopardy's about to start." FML

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