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  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    24%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    48%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    144%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    13%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    25%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    81%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    1%
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Ddavong's favorite FMLs

Today, I was upset because my brother, who I'm very close to, didn't call me for my birthday yesterday. I told my mom about it, and we both immediately went silent on the phone, as we both realized she forgot to call me yesterday as well. FML

By birthday_loser - / Wednesday 23 January 2013 19:33 / United States - Newport News

Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. FML

By daddy's girl / Tuesday 22 January 2013 04:08 / United States - Springfield

Today, I was the last person in line for going on the bus. Incidentally, I was right behind a guy way taller and wider than me. When he got on the bus, the bus driver immediately shut the door behind him. I was left outside chasing after the bus. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 16 January 2013 06:42 /

Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 17 January 2013 00:53 / United States - Wahiawa

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend crying. Concerned, I quickly asked her what was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understand why her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet, and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now, but for entirely different reasons. FML

By WTF - / Wednesday 16 January 2013 07:52 /