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Jess. I'm 19, and I like funny things. Good grammar is sexy.
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Datgamerchick's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

By wtf dad / Thursday 10 January 2013 03:15 / United States - Saint Charles

Today, I smiled at a new kid and started a conversation with him, just to be nice. He later sent me 24 messages describing how strong his love for me is. I'm scared to go to school tomorrow. FML

By you're just creepy. / Tuesday 11 December 2012 08:39 / Canada - Whitehorse

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 10 January 2013 12:20 / Slovakia

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

By fml - / Tuesday 3 September 2013 06:31 / Canada - Vancouver

Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML

By ...thanks - / Saturday 7 September 2013 14:17 / United States