About Clumsycarolyn
Hey everyone. All I really have to say is I cheer for St. James. Go Thunder!⚡️⚡️- yes that is a lightning bolt.. and I'm a Freshman In high school. Yes my hair is red.. And it's natural.. So don't ask
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Clumsycarolyn's favorite FMLs

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

By / Wednesday 12 November 2008 08:10 / France

Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 17 May 2014 19:33 / United States - Fresno

Today, my sister is working on her graduation speech. She gives her thanks to one friend for helping support her through school, like, "The sister I never had". FML

By onlychild - / Saturday 12 April 2014 06:22 / United States

Today, my driving instructor failed me on my test, because I forgot to turn the air conditioning off after parking. FML

By WOW - / Saturday 13 July 2013 20:40 / Kenya

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 13 February 2013 05:07 / United States - Topeka