Lower your expectations
By mista_sandy - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto
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By mista_sandy - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto
By hannah - 14/04/2013 15:21 - United Kingdom
By konens_dick - 22/03/2009 10:38 - United States
By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States
By Catholicguy - 20/12/2009 08:14 - United States
hi, i'm the girl who wrote this originally (i've since got an account so changed my name- maybe some people won't believe that but whatever) and i just want to say in response to some people that it was VERY clear on both sides that we were a couple, we were not friends with privileges.. also i am not a stalker, i just wanted to specify exactly how long we'd been together because it emphasises just how shitty what he did was.. like someone else said, a year doesn't really explain that fully. maybe he was using me for sex and i was practise, but i'm not as young or naive as some people here seem to think... this isn't my first relationship, but it was my first really serious one hence meeting parents, having sex etc etc.. i thought what i felt towards him was mutual, and i think if many of you had known us as a couple you would be very surprised about what has happened, most people were always commenting on how much he seemed to adore me. right now i have no idea what his motivations were, but everytime i speak to him i want to stab him.. so im refraining from speaking to him or seeking an explanation at the minute SO thanks to everyone who's been supportive, **** knows what his problem is but im getting over it seeing as he's been such a dick to me, and i just posted him this link, so any extra abuse toward him would be welcome.. ha