About Boofgall
Hey, I guess I'm somewhat a regular here. Facts about me? Okay! I love exercising, running, eating pesto and cleaning (I know, I know..). FML is daily nutrition. Aren't you glad know this stuff now? If you like Instagram, mines Phoxxor. My favorite commenters are: TheIsland DocBastard SkoomaKi NoorFML Please refrain from the following: -"Umad bro?", -"He's a keeper!" -"That sucks OP! :(" -Well, yeah. That's why it's here. -Spelling like a blind toddler.
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Boofgall's favorite FMLs

Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML

By ronz / Wednesday 8 February 2012 13:26 /

Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML

By sarah - / Saturday 11 February 2012 06:36 / United States

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 8 February 2012 18:15 /

Today, a little girl I give horse-riding lessons to told me she had saved up $8.00 for her own pony. I laughed and thought how cute she was, then realized that was more than I have in my own savings account. FML

By IHateBeingAStudent - / Sunday 12 February 2012 09:43 /

Today, I got denied a job. They told me I was unreliable because I didn't show up for my third interview. This is the same interview they called and cancelled this morning. FML

By abrooks88 / Wednesday 8 February 2012 16:53 / United States