About Bn326160
I'm usually logged on on my iPhone, so I just found out that I had messages pending in my inbox, sorry for not answering them x)
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Bn326160's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up". I certainly wasn't aware. FML

By looz / Monday 29 December 2009 07:21 / France

Today, I had to Google how to find the area of a circle. I'm working on my PhD in engineering. FML

By pirsquared - / Saturday 28 January 2012 01:20 / United States

Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 27 January 2012 13:43 / Norway

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 26 January 2012 04:18 / United States

Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML

By JellitonOctopus / Wednesday 25 January 2012 04:51 / United States