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Ayoanya's favorite FMLs

Today, I was late for the bus. I chased after it for 3 blocks until I realized that the bus driver was laughing at me trying to catch her. FML

By Matt / Sunday 20 March 2011 05:08 / United States

Today, my little sister is having a friend spend the night. Our rooms are right next to one another and the walls are thin. We are now entering the fourth hour of a singing contest so off-key that it should be illegal. FML

By ThisIsAgony / Friday 25 October 2013 06:48 / United States - Las Vegas

Today, I found out my handwriting is so bad that people think I write in Arabic. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 16 October 2013 17:37 / United States - Romulus

Today, a customer called me "chink eyes", "dog eater", "bloody Chinese communist" and "ching chong." I'm black. FML

By mustabeendrugs - / Monday 14 October 2013 01:14 / United States - Tucson

Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML

By HSampsON - / Sunday 13 October 2013 21:20 / Niger - Niamey